-Weather men have the best job in the world. They can be wrong ALL THE DAMN TIME and not only keep their job, but still be popular in their market.
-The time to wash your car is when you can actually get things off your paint that seem to have been placed there in the Cambrian era and cemented in place during the apocalypse that ended said era. Today is not, it would seem, that day.
-Sublime is ALWAYS a good idea for sitting in the sun.
-Cup-holder money is gross.
-People who have a “hang up and drive” sticker on their car and are still talking on their cell phone while attempting to play Plinko with the big-rigs muscling their way down I-5 need to be taken from their car and summarily executed, preferably by having them hit with a car whose driver is talking on their cell phone.
-People often use the phrase “go kick rocks.” Don’t actually do this.
-I may have just broken my toe.
-Birds that make noises that sound like two pieces of metal being banged together are really, really, really weird. Not as weird, however, as the squirrels that watch whoever is in our living room with intense interest. I hate those squirrels.
